'Not only that, but he said you were...'
'Well what, Clara?'
'Why, that is preposterous. He said that to your face?'
'To my face.'
'And what did you say?'
'What could I, Lucinda?'
'I was forced to.'
'You didn’t! Put me in a spot like that.'
'Well, it’s not like it isn’t a tad…'
'Well, you know...'
'True? You think I’m old, don’t you?'
'I don’t. He did. You’re not really paying attention, older sister.'
Written by L. Haiman